It's so fucking cringe listening to Howard try and big dick Ronnie now and act like he has the upper hand in their relationship when it's clear Ronnie was done and needs nothing from him anymore. He agreed to meet with Ronnie before he left and then he pulled the football away once Ronnie committed to staying with the show. Ronnie is a devoted, loyal guy who did everything for this narcissistic piece of shit for over 30 years, and as soon as he wanted to stop being fodder for easy show material, Howard started sulking and tried to "take his love away", like Howard's mother used to do to punish him. This whole bit is fucking lame and tired and you can just hear Ronnie sitting there collecting the paycheck. Howard did everything he could do to psy-op Ronnie into staying in NYC, and then when that didn't work he turned his focus to convincing him he hates Vegas and will move back, he's just too stubborn to admit it. Howard obviously begged Ronnie to stay, since he's one of the very last remaining scraps of reality left on the show, but he still gets to act like Ronnie needs him more than vice versa. Howard can't handle this idea because Howard is incapable of ever leaving the radio because of his need for attention. Dude is what, 71, has a nice young fun wife, a life he enjoys and he wants to spend the rest of it enjoying it. Worse than all the scripted calls and Howard whining about people going outside their front yard 2 years after Covid started. And Ronnie, I would end by telling you to go fuck yourself, but you probably left your dildo at home.Is the worst part of the show. “I can’t think of a more deserving or annoying douche to do it for. “As my comedy career, much like your ability to get around without a walker, comes to an end I’d seriously like to thank you for giving me the chance to insult someone in public one last time,” Lisa stated in closing. Well, Howard, you know the old saying: why buy the cow when the bull’s gonna be dead in five years, tops.” “You’ve been engaged more than two years, still no marriage. “Every time Ronnie and Stephanie leave the house together I get Amber Alerts on my phone,” Lisa joked. She also piled on about Ronnie and his fiancée Stephanie, who’s 33 years his junior.
“Where do you find a suit like that? Build-A-Bear Workshop?” “You always look so dapper,” Lisa then told Ronnie.
“The real surprise is that anyone gives a shit about this future Uber driver,” Lisa joked.
With a crayon in your assistant living facility.” Marfan Mikeįinally, in her last live roast appearance before she retires from stand-up comedy, Lisa Lampanelli gave Ronnie everything she’s got. “You’re truly beloved, Ronnie … Even long after Howard retires, you’re still going to be able to draw a crowd. What’s it like to know that you’re going to be outlived by your fiancée … and most houseflies?” Nikki joked. “You now know the difference between doing a load of laundry and wiping your load on laundry.”īut of course, Nikki’s harshest jokes were reserved for Ronnie who she told the room she was a huge fan of. “Congrats on tricking someone to marry you,” Nikki said of the recently wed staffer. Specifically the one who got her arm bitten off by the shark.” “Gary’s a great sport, though, for someone so terrible at sports,” Nikki told the Stern Show’s executive producer who famously threw out a less-than-perfect first pitch at a 2009 Mets game. She was the first to joke about Gary Dell’Abate who was also sitting in the studio on Tuesday morning. Making her Stern Show debut was acclaimed roast comic Nikki Glaser.
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